PinnedJohnny RobishinThe HavenMoon Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Weds to Celebrate His 93rd BirthdayWe’ll see if Buzz can still get it up, up, and away!Jan 22, 20236Jan 22, 20236
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Tells WABC Radio Hosts Jack Smith Needs to be DeportedOn a positive note, given Trump has absolutely no clue about geography, perhaps he’ll just‘deport’ him to Cleveland.Oct 273Oct 273
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for CowsCritics are calling this ’udderly ridiculous’Oct 203Oct 203
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ CountriesGee, could he be talking about Slovenia?Sep 213Sep 213
Johnny RobishinThe HavenPastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential DebateFull Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.Sep 1513Sep 1513
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A ChainsawKennedy told his family, “Why I have ‘half a mind’ to take this dead whale’s head home with me.”Aug 2710Aug 2710
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRussia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’Me thinks these MAGAs escaping ‘Woke’ may be in for a rude ‘awakening’Aug 2010Aug 2010
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRepublican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in CasinoNow, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!Aug 1511Aug 1511
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central ParkRead this, and you’ll never call Roseanne Barr crazy againAug 62Aug 62
Johnny RobishinThe HavenElon Musk Suspends ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Account From ‘X’Maybe “you can’t fix stupid,” but those red hats sure make stupid a helluva lot easier to identifyJul 3111Jul 3111
