PinnedPublished inThe HavenMoon Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Weds to Celebrate His 93rd BirthdayWe’ll see if Buzz can still get it up, up, and away!Jan 22, 20236Jan 22, 20236
Published inThe HavenTop RFK Jr. Lawyer Filed Petition to Revoke Approval for Polio VaccineI guess MAGA world must feel why not give RFK Jr his ‘shot’ at running Health and Human ServicesDec 14, 20245Dec 14, 20245
Published inThe HavenTrump Tells WABC Radio Hosts Jack Smith Needs to be DeportedOn a positive note, given Trump has absolutely no clue about geography, perhaps he’ll just‘deport’ him to Cleveland.Oct 27, 20243Oct 27, 20243
Published inThe HavenTrump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for CowsCritics are calling this ’udderly ridiculous’Oct 20, 20243Oct 20, 20243
Published inThe HavenTrump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ CountriesGee, could he be talking about Slovenia?Sep 21, 20243Sep 21, 20243
Published inThe HavenPastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential DebateFull Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.Sep 15, 202413Sep 15, 202413
Published inThe HavenRFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A ChainsawKennedy told his family, “Why I have ‘half a mind’ to take this dead whale’s head home with me.”Aug 27, 202410Aug 27, 202410
Published inThe HavenRussia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’Me thinks these MAGAs escaping ‘Woke’ may be in for a rude ‘awakening’Aug 20, 202410Aug 20, 202410
Published inThe HavenRepublican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in CasinoNow, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!Aug 15, 202411Aug 15, 202411
Published inThe HavenRFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central ParkRead this, and you’ll never call Roseanne Barr crazy againAug 6, 20242Aug 6, 20242
