Sure, but just know this alibi won’t work if your spouse has anything above an 8th grade eduction.

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Televangelist and “End Times” pastor Sharon Gilbert appeared on the Jim Bakker Show, claiming that shortly after she got married, an alien demon appeared in her bed, posing as her husband and tried to have sex with her. When she refused to believe it was her husband, it then claimed…

Ted Cruz is also rumored to be under investigation for requesting a hit on Big Bird

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A Michigan woman has been sentenced to prison after trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex-husband. Wendy Wein searched online and found RentAHitman.com, a bogus website that claimed to be run by “Guido Fanelli,” that boasts of numerous industry awards and assures people they are 100% compliant with…

There’s nothing like a ‘race war’ for the holidays

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) unleashed a virulent Sunday morning tweet-storm to her loyal followers, warning that a Democratic-led “race war” is coming soon and conservatives need to hang onto their guns and “Protect yourself with the full armor of God.”

Gee, Marjorie Taylor Greene issuing a holiday “call to…

Now that’s a headline that could make Scientologists say ‘why didn’t we think of that?’

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A false claim that Dr. Anthony Fauci and his National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases had funded a medical experiment that trapped beagles in cages filled with diseased sand flies, is being rapidly spread throughout the conservative and MAGA world, by a little known right-wing “animal rights” front group…

And, to think I assumed that was all settled in the “Roe vs Vaccines” decision

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Ohio fundamentalist Christian and anti-vax osteopathic physician Sherri Tenpenny, who has been masquerading as a COVID expert for the past 2 years, recently spoke during a Texas stop of the “ReAwaken America” tour, where she claimed that vaccinating school children against the coronavirus - is a form of “late-tern abortion”…

Green’s a-warn’n ‘there’s trouble in them thar bills’

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Majorie Taylor Greene launched an attack on GOP House leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) this week, for not punishing the 13 Republicans who voted in favor of the infrastructure deal, with Rep. Greene insisting Republicans who voted for the bill should be stripped of their committee assignments. Greene especially singled out…

The good news is, if you’re of the same faith as the general, you’ll ‘be in like Flynn!’

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In a stunningly blatant rejection of the basic founding principles of our nation, former Trump National Security Advisor and Lieutenant General Mike Flynn told a “ReAwaken America” conference in San Antonio “If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one religion,”…

I’ve been sending out ‘thoughts and prayers,’ but probably not the ones Republicans wanted.

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Former White House adviser Stephen K. Bannon has been indicted by a grand jury in Washington and charged with two counts of contempt of Congress, after refusing to comply with a subpoena from the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Wow, now that was one…

Of course I’m not comparing these people to the Nazis, but only because I don’t have to.

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Not only are conservative activists across the country increasingly targeting school curriculums surrounding topics such as racial inequality, women’s rights, and LGBTQ issues, but they’re additionally mounting a strong effort to rid school libraries of any books which they deem “inappropriate” — many going so far as demanding not only…

The food chain that makes McDonald’s look like health food

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In an amended third lawsuit filed this year, the ongoing Subway tuna sandwich legal debacle is back on again. This time the plaintiff’s test results reveal that 19 of 20 tuna samples from Subway locations throughout Southern California had no detectable tuna DNA, with all the samples containing at least…

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.

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