Geez, will the real Gary Busey please stand up! — USA Today reports that Rudy Giuliani’s son Andrew has been handily defeated by MAGA Long Island Congressman Lee Zeldin in the New York Republican gubernatorial primary. …

OK, but then wouldn’t that mean he was also ‘prayed out’ as well? — After making a speech at a recent Trump rally in Illinois, where she told the crowd that God “anointed” Donald Trump to become president, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) spoke to Real America’s Voice about the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. …

Perhaps Patriarch Kiril should consider switching to Voss bottled water? — Russian Orthodox Church Patriarch Kiril, an outspoken homophobic who has also been sanctioned for his support of Vladimir Putin’s deadly war in Ukraine, was caught on video falling and injuring his back after slipping on “Holy Water” during a recent religious ceremony. …

This is the MAGA edition of the ‘Greene New Deal.” — With fellow members of the House “Freedom Caucus” looking on, Marjorie Taylor Greene took to the podium and declared that the fourteen Republican Senators who voted in favor of the gun bill should be voted out of office, basically because of their willingness to work with Democrats to pass legislation. …

Gee, seems Trump’s MAGA wing is in training for their own ‘Night of the Long Knives.’ — Missouri Republican candidate for US Senate Eric Greitens has released an extremely violent and controversial new campaign ad that calls on MAGA supporters to “hunt down RINOs,” a term used by the extreme right which means “Republicans in Name Only.” The ad features Greitens and an armed squad of militia…

Back in the day, we were scared teachers would paddle us if we acted up. Nowadays, kids worry about getting pistol whipped! — Ohio Republican Gov. Mike DeWine has just signed House Bill 99 into law, permitting teachers to carry a gun to class after just 24 hours of firearms training, compared with the more than 700 hours previously required. …

The good news is, even if times are tough, you can always depend on Donald Trump to be your friend. — MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell announced on the right-wing network RSBN, that Walmart has informed him it has joined retailers such as Bed Bath & Beyond, Kohl’s, H-E-B, and Wayfair — and will no longer sell his products. Gee, Walmart has standards? Who knew? All I can say is, when you’re…

Now, we don’t know for sure if this is true, but my guess is the transition from hooker to politician would be a seamless one. — The political action committee “American Muckrakers PAC,” the same organization that published those career-ending videos of Madison Cawthorn, now claims they’ve discovered that Colorado Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert used to be an “unlicensed, paid escort” who met with wealthy clients through the website SugarDaddyMeet.com, and that her escort work also…

Sure, American families are struggling, but there’s comfort in knowing Don Jr. is getting introduced properly. — US Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) revealed that former Trump fundraiser Kimberly Guilfoyle was paid $60,000 for simply giving fiancée Donald Trump Jr. a three-minute introduction for his speech at the January 6th rally that preceded the Capitol riot. Members of the Jan.6th Committee used this payout to demonstrate the misleading…