PinnedPublished inThe HavenMoon Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Weds to Celebrate His 93rd BirthdayWe’ll see if Buzz can still get it up, up, and away!Jan 22, 2023A response icon4Jan 22, 2023A response icon4
Published inThe HavenTop RFK Jr. Lawyer Filed Petition to Revoke Approval for Polio VaccineI guess MAGA world must feel why not give RFK Jr his ‘shot’ at running Health and Human ServicesDec 14, 2024A response icon4Dec 14, 2024A response icon4
Published inThe HavenTrump Tells WABC Radio Hosts Jack Smith Needs to be DeportedOn a positive note, given Trump has absolutely no clue about geography, perhaps he’ll just‘deport’ him to Cleveland.Oct 27, 2024A response icon2Oct 27, 2024A response icon2
Published inThe HavenTrump Tells Young Farm Boy of His Love for CowsCritics are calling this ’udderly ridiculous’Oct 20, 2024A response icon2Oct 20, 2024A response icon2
Published inThe HavenTrump Slams Ungrateful Jews — Vows No Immigration From ‘Infested’ CountriesGee, could he be talking about Slovenia?Sep 21, 2024A response icon3Sep 21, 2024A response icon3
Published inThe HavenPastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential DebateFull Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.Sep 15, 2024A response icon10Sep 15, 2024A response icon10
Published inThe HavenRFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A ChainsawKennedy told his family, “Why I have ‘half a mind’ to take this dead whale’s head home with me.”Aug 27, 2024A response icon9Aug 27, 2024A response icon9
Published inThe HavenRussia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’Me thinks these MAGAs escaping ‘Woke’ may be in for a rude ‘awakening’Aug 20, 2024A response icon8Aug 20, 2024A response icon8
Published inThe HavenRepublican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in CasinoNow, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!Aug 15, 2024A response icon8Aug 15, 2024A response icon8
Published inThe HavenRFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central ParkRead this, and you’ll never call Roseanne Barr crazy againAug 6, 2024A response icon1Aug 6, 2024A response icon1
