Amazon Set to Launch New Low-Price Grocery Store Chain

Johnny Robish
1 min readMar 2, 2019

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Amazon Set to Launch New Low-Price Grocery Store Chain: Amazon is reportedly planning to launch a new grocery store chain, which could present a major threat to chains such as Walmart, Kroger and Aldi?

What the hell? I mean, after buying the insanely-priced “Whole Foods,” now Amazon decides they’re going to open a low-priced grocery chain? What on earth are they gonna call this one — “Half Foods?”

Call me clairvoyant, but I can see a future headline — “Amazon buys Kroger and Aldi.” By the way, I know this is the Trump era, but does this nation even have anti-trust laws anymore? Oh, just kidding — why the truth be known, I simply can’t wait till all the local grocery stores are owned by a gigantic, trillion dollar conglomerate!

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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