Candidate Vows to Keep Marysville, Mich a White Community

Johnny Robish
1 min readAug 25, 2019

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Candidate Vows to Keep Marysville, Mich a White Community: During a council forum in Marysville, Mich, Republican candidate Jean Cramer shocked attendees by vowing that Marysville needs to remain “white community as much as possible,” adding that the Bible says a “husband and wife and their kids need to be of the same race.”

Gee, since it’s pretty well established historically that Jesus Christ couldn’t have been white, I assume that means Jesus himself wouldn’t have been all that welcome if he tried to settle in beautiful, downtown Marysville.

You know, I always find it rather interesting how people having the right to be who they are — and to marry whomever they wish, is somehow looked upon as an attack on Christianity by these half-wits.

Of course, I’m sure folks like Jean Cramer will be quick to inform you that there’s no question in her mind Jesus Christ was white. And she may just have a point. I mean, doesn’t her Bible have lots and lots of pictures showing a white Jesus to prove it?

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Johnny Robish
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