Charmin Creates 3-Month Toilet Paper Roll for Millennials

Johnny Robish
2 min readJun 4, 2019

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Charmin Creates 3-Month Toilet Paper Roll for Millennials: Charmin has introduced a new “Forever Roll” toilet paper roll for millennials and people who live alone and have limited storage space — a roll that should last up to 3 months. At first I laughed at the thought, but now that I think about it — someone could get one helluva lot of reading done if you sit on the pot for three months.

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Ben & Jerry’s Wants to Offer CBD Ice Cream: Everyone is getting into the CBD craze, and Ben & Jerry’s is no exception as the Vermont-based ice cream maker announced it would like to offer CBD-infused ice cream. While some are praising the move, others are calling it just another cruel trick played on the lactose intolerant.

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Scientists Pursue Universal Snakebite Cure: Scientists in India, Kenya, Nigeria, Britain and the US, are endeavoring to find a universal cure for snakebite which harm nearly 3 million people worldwide each year. Scientists admit that while the research holds promise — so far, no venomous snakes have agreed to participate in the study.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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