Cheery Outlook Helps Heart Patients Heal Better

Cheery Outlook Helps Heart Patients Heal Better: New research suggests that heart patients with a cheery outlook are more likely to get healthier down the road after having a heart attack. Sounds pretty simple to follow. I mean, come on — who wouldn’t have a cheery outlook after they’ve just had a heart attack?

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Starbucks Announces New Price Hike on Coffee: Starbucks just announced that it will be raising prices on many of its drinks by 5 cents to 20 cents as well as $1 more for the packaged coffee it sells in supermarkets. Well, I guess that pretty much explains why Starbucks just adopted a “no guns” policy in all their stores.

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Treasury Reimburses Man $500 for Mangled Bills His Dog Swallowed: A Helena, Montana man followed his family dog around for several days after realizing the animal had swallowed five $100 bills he left out, eventually retrieving and cleaning the mangled bills which the Feds reimbursed for the full amount. Somehow, I suspect this may be one situation where the IRS OK’s “money laundering.” Friends say the guy was very philosophical about the dog eating his money, pointing out that — “well, s**t happens.”