Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump

Comey Tells Sessions Don’t Leave Me Alone with Trump: The New York Times is reporting that former FBI Director James Comey asked Attorney General Jeff Sessions not to leave him alone with President Donald Trump. What’s the big deal? I’m sure Melania makes the same request almost every day.

Trump Suggests Border Wall Could Have Solar Panels: In a meeting with congressional leaders, President Trump suggested his oft-promised border wall might be covered in solar panels as a way to pay for it. Critics are calling the plan one of the craziest ideas under the sun.

Study Casts Doubt on Feathered and Fluffy T. rex: Researchers say that despite evidence that many of its ancestors were covered in feathers, fossil evidence indicated that Tyrannosaurus rex most likely had scaly skin. Why can’t it be both? Hell, I’ve dated people who were covered with feathers, but yet had a scaly skin.

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