Conspiracy Theorists Claim Bleach Solution Cure for Coronavirus

Johnny Robish
2 min readFeb 2, 2020

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Conspiracy Theorists Claim Bleach Solution Cure for Coronavirus: Once touted as a “cure” for autism, Trump-supporting QAnon folks, conspiracy theorists and a famous YouTuber — are now claiming that a dangerous chlorine dioxide mixture called a “Miracle Mineral Solution,” sold online for around $28 for a 4-ounce bottle — can prevent and cure the coronavirus.

Now in all fairness, I think these folks are kinda onto something here. After all, if someone drinks enough of this “miracle mineral solution,” I think it’s a pretty safe bet they’ll certainly never catch the Coronavirus — or anything else for that matter — ever again.

Now, my suggestion for those QAnon folks is — why not throw a couple of Tide PODS into the mix, just to ensure you get the job done right? Oh, and be sure to take a few selfies while you’re drinking it all down — that oughta impress all your friends.

But geez, they’re asking $28 bucks for only 4 ounces? Not to complain, but that sounds a little pricey to me. My question is — is it really necessary to buy the brand name brand “Miracle Mineral Solution,” or will a generic work just as well? Asking for a friend.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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