Drug Kingpin El Chapo Appeals Life Sentence

Johnny Robish
1 min readJul 24, 2019

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Drug Kingpin El Chapo Appeals Life Sentence: Court documents indicate that Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who’s being held at the notorious ADX Federal Maximum Security Prison in Colorado, is appealing his life sentence.

During the appeal process, his new attorney told the court “Ah, now just take look at that face judge! That your honor, is the face of a changed man, one who’s really “oh-so-sorry” about all the murders, torture, bribery, kidnapping, drug trafficking, theft and money laundering.

Anyway, my suggestion is, his cartel pals had better get busy digging that escape tunnel. I mean, the poor guy’s now 61 and I hear it’s quite a good distance from Colorado back down to the border. In fact, it sounds to me like the perfect job for Elon Musk and his The Boring Company.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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