Duck Dynasty Patriarch Claims God Made Him Immortal
Duck Dynasty Patriarch Claims God Made Him Immortal: In a recent interview with FOX Business Network host Neil Cavuto, Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson attacked Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris for advocating affordable healthcare for all — claiming that he has no need for affordable healthcare because “God made him immortal.”
Go ahead and laugh, but I think Phil may actually have a valid point here. I mean, if God really wanted us all to be able to afford medical care, he’d have made us all rich by inventing some new type of duck call.
And I love the fact that God’s made Phil “immortal.” In fact, that sounds like just the perfect quote to engrave on Phil’s tombstone. Of course, there’s always the distinct possibility that Phil may be confused and that God actually made him “immoral,” not “immortal.” Or, who knows — maybe Phil just has Mad Duck Disease?
