Elon Musk’s Neuralink Unveils Pigs with Computer Chips in Their Brains

Johnny Robish
2 min readAug 30, 2020
Source: Times Now

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Unveils Pigs with Computer Chips in Their Brains: Tesla and SpaceX founder Elon Musk has just showcased pigs with computer chips in their brains during his unveiling of Neuralink, an upcoming technology aiming to bring symbiosis between artificial intelligence and the human brain, which Musk hopes will help fight medical conditions such as memory loss, blindness and paralysis.

Of course, some folks are now warning that devices such as these, could lead us all down a slippery slope — but, the pigs have been defending their participation in the study, pointing out that all they’re really trying to do — is bring home the bacon, without actually becoming bacon.

Who knows, maybe one day soon, you’ll see these porkers driving around town in brand new Teslas. That said, you can bet the minute they start implanting these devices into humans, some folks will go into existential crisis, every time Neuralink issues a new hardware or software update.

Meanwhile, as might be expected, many of these pigs with the enhanced mental faculties, are now demanding someone get busy and clean up their pens and turn on the air conditioning — claiming the place looks like a pigsty and they’ve all been sweating like a pig. As for me, I think I’ll hold off until the devices become compatible with the new Mac OS.

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