Faux Meat Makers Plan to Market a New Pork Alternative

Johnny Robish
1 min readJan 7, 2020

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Faux Meat Makers Plan to Market a New Pork Alternative: Between trade tariffs and the specter of African Swine Fever, last year was a pretty harrowing year for pork producers, but never fear — faux meat makers like Impossible Foods and Beyond Meat will soon be coming out with new pork alternatives.

Yea, I suppose all that’s nice, but frankly — I’m still waiting for someone like Beyond Meat to come up with some sort of palatable, new Presidential alternative. I’d suggest calling it “Beyond Trump.”

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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