FDA Approves Injectable Med to Bolster Women’s Sex Drive

Johnny Robish
2 min readJun 22, 2019

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FDA Approves Injectable Med to Bolster Women’s Sex Drive: Federal regulators approved a medication to boost low sex drive in women that comes in the form of a shot to the thigh or abdomen. Of course, the first thing Trump officials wanted to know was “is it available in the form of a blowgun dart?”

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Naked Violinist Arrested Outside Federal Courthouse in Portland: A 25-year-old man has been arrested for indecent exposure after police received multiple complaints about the man playing his violin in the nude outside a federal courthouse. On a positive note, I suppose we should be grateful he was just playing his violin and not his organ.

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Facebook’s New Data Center Runs on 100 Percent Wind Energy: Facebook has announced that it’s been helping to develop an Iowa wind farm to cover the energy use of its new data center. I guess it makes good sense when you consider how much of what you read on Facebook is basically a lot of hot air anyway.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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