First Photo of Black Hole Expected in Astrophysics Milestone

Johnny Robish
1 min readApr 7, 2019

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First Photo of Black Hole Expected in Astrophysics Milestone: Scientists are expected to shortly unveil the first-ever photograph of a black hole, a breakthrough in astrophysics providing insight into celestial monsters with gravitational fields so intense no matter or light can escape.

That’s the good news. The bad news is, it’s location was found to be just around the corner from a very popular Olive Garden restaurant in downtown Cleveland. Oh well, there goes the damn neighborhood. I mean, it’s hard enough to sell your house if there’s a sink hole nearby, let alone a frigg’in black hole. Why, who the hell’d ever buy your house, other than an astrophysicist?

On other that, I’m really happy they’re finally gonna get a photograph of it. Of course, anyone who’s ever owned a camera knows that lighting is one of the most important aspects of photography. One thing’s for sure — given that it’s a black hole they’re shooting, it’s gonna take a very experienced photographer to get proper lighting on that puppy.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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