Fox & Friends Shower Trump With Praise for Losing $1 Billion

Johnny Robish
2 min readMay 9, 2019

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Fox & Friends Shower Trump With Praise for Losing $1 Billion: The day after it was reported in the New York Times that Donald Trump lost over a billion dollars in a ten-year period, the hosts over at Fox & Friends spent their entire morning heaping praise on the President and his keen business savvy, with co-host Brian Kilmeade even adding “that is, if you consider a billion dollars a lot of money.”

Call me crazy, but only Donald Trump could “achieve” a billion dollar loss — and then get complimented for it. Funny, but I don’t seem to remember Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or Jeff Bezos ever losing over a billion dollars in a decade.

Of course, in all fairness — I suppose losing a billion dollars would sound like a huge success to your average Trump supporter, who’s been struggling for the past ten years to finally pass that GED test.

But, in some regard, I suppose they’re right. Trump does appear to have a unique gift. I mean, how many people do you know, who have the “skills” to turn a $400 million dollar inheritance into a billion dollar loss? Fact is, Trump is about the only person I know who can make MC Hammer and Nicolas Cage look like brilliant business minds.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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