Johnny Robish
Jun 16, 2022

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Haha - I think Lorena Bobbitt was a slight bit before Lauren Boebert's time. You know, back before I was doing acting, I was a stand up comic and I worked with John Wayne Bobbitt one time. Apparently an agent thought he could make some cash using John Wayne to do comedy about that, so they hired some writers and gave him a pretty good act. The problem was that he was also mildly retarded (for lack of a better term) and could never deliever his lines very well. And, he had great lines too, like "when Lorena left me, she took the house, she took the car, she took the penis."

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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