Harvard Scientist Predicts Coronavirus May Infect 70% of Humanity

Johnny Robish
1 min readFeb 25, 2020

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Harvard Scientist Predicts Coronavirus May Infect 70% of Humanity: Harvard University epidemiologist Marc Lipsitch is predicting the coronavirus “will ultimately not be containable,” and — within a year, could infect up to 70 percent of humanity.

Well, that sounds rather comforting — to almost no one! Anyway, I suppose I’d better get busy and stock up on some strong meds. My guess is, about a case of Jack Daniels ought to do the trick.

Now, on a positive note for Republicans, those figures only reflect the virus infecting humans, so that pretty much excludes anyone who’s ever served in the Trump Administration.

And as for Trump himself, I think he’s pretty safe from ever coming in contact with the virus. I mean, even Trump supporters know viruses don’t play golf.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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