Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez

Johnny Robish
2 min readJan 10, 2019

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Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez: Hours after announcing that he and his wife of 25 years MacKenzie planned to divorce, it’s been reported that Amazon billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos has moved on and is seeing former news anchor Lauren Sanchez. Wow, same-day new girlfriend delivery? That Amazon Prime is really turning into a helluva service.

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Trump Walks Out of Shutdown Meeting After Dems Say No Wall Money: Talks between President Trump and congressional Democrats aimed at ending the partial government shutdown collapsed in acrimony and disarray, with the president walking out of the White House meeting and calling it “a total waste of time” after Democrats rejected his demand for border-wall funding. Afterward, the Republicans claimed they’re fully willing to negotiate — they’ve agreed to call the “wall” a “barrier.” Now that’s what I call a willingness to compromise. On the other hand, why even bother negotiating with Trump when Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingraham have veto power over any agreement?

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Scientists Detect Mysterious Radio Signals From Distant Galaxy: Astronomers say they’ve detected mysterious bursts of radio signals from a distant galaxy over 1.5 billion miles away. Seriously — they’re really picking up signals from 1.5 billion miles away? Then how about explaining to me why AT&T can’t even get it together to give me a couple of lousy bars of reception for my iPhone.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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