Jeff Bezos Unveils Blue Moon Lander and Plans to Colonize Moon

Johnny Robish
2 min readMay 12, 2019

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Jeff Bezos Unveils Blue Moon Lander and Plans to Colonize Moon: Blue Origin CEO Jeff Bezos discussed his company’s vision for establishing a permanent human colony on the moon, while unveiling their new “Blue Moon” lunar lander. Meanwhile, critics argue that what’s the point of spending all that money on some fancy moon lander, that you’re only likely to use once in a Blue Moon?

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Study Finds 75% of Bills Will Be Paid Digitally by 2022: Thanks to rising customer familiarity with digital payments, younger consumers more interested in digital bill pay and a rise in digital payment options, it’s estimated that nearly three-quarters of bills will be paid digitally by 2022. Oh yea! Interesting! Come to think of it, I think I may have come up a few “digits” short on that last cable bill.

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Facebook Bans Extremists Leaders Including Alex Jones: Facebook and Instagram announced they have banned several prominent hate group leaders including Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Louis Farrakhan and and Laura Loomer. In related news, lots of users have repeatedly asked Facebook to ban white nationalist groups, but Facebook always claims they can’t because it’s too difficult for their algorithms to distinguish between what was posted by white nationalists and what has been posted by Republicans. I think that pretty much says it all.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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