Leader of Armed Militia Group Boasted of Assassination Training

Johnny Robish
1 min readApr 23, 2019

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Leader of Armed Militia Group Boasted of Assassination Training: Court papers show that Larry Mitchell Hopkins, the head of the heavily armed militia group United Constitutional Patriots, who have been detaining migrants in New Mexico, boasted about training volunteers to kill former President Barack Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and billionaire George Soros.

So, these guys are “Constitutional Patriots” are they? Now, I’m no constitutional scholar, but I had no idea that assassinating your political opponents was written into the constitution. Wonder what constitution they’re referring to? Perhaps Russia, Syria, or maybe North Korea’s? I don’t think it’s in ours.

Now, if these “patriots” really wanna find undocumented migrants, I’d suggest they ought to first check out Mar-a-Lago or Trump’s Bedminster Golf Club — chances are they’d find a helluva lot more of illegal aliens there than they’ll ever see down at the Mexican border.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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