Lindsey Graham Says He Won’t Even Pretend to Be a Fair Juror

Johnny Robish
1 min readDec 16, 2019

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Lindsey Graham Says He Won’t Even Pretend to Be a Fair Juror: Speaking at the DOHA Forum in Qatar, Senator Lindsey Graham bragged to attendees that he will not even “pretend to be a fair and impartial juror,” should Donald Trump face an impeachment trial in the US Senate.

Gee, Lindsey says he won’t even “pretend to be a fair and impartial juror?” OK, fair enough. Then, while you’re at it, how about quite pretending to be a man and a United States Senator?

It’s becoming pretty obvious that the Republican “Loyalty Oath” to Donald Trump far supersedes any silly oath they may have taken to protect and defend the constitution — we get that.

I mean, why even bother reminding these folks about morals, ethics or even country? Hell, at this point, Republicans may as well just go ahead…make Benedict Arnold’s birthday a national holiday — and get it over with.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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