Walmart,Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart
1 min readMar 26, 2020
Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart: A Missouri man has been arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat, after posting a video to social media from a local Walmart in which he proclaimed “Who’s scared of the coronavirus? and “Don’t touch your mouth” before he proceeded to lick a row of deodorants on the store shelf.
Hell, why would this guy be afraid of the coronavirus? I mean, let’s be honest. Once you’ve swallowed as many Tide Pods as this guy has, what harm’s a little coronavirus gonna do?
And, I suppose it’s a damn good thing he’s not afraid of the coronavirus, because word has it those County jails in Missouri — are now including it in their welcome baskets.
