Many Fliers Refusing to Turn Off Electronic Gadgets

Many Fliers Refusing to Turn Off Electronic Gadgets: A USA TODAY investigation found that gadget-dependent fliers are turning a deaf ear to flight attendants’ instructions to turn off their electronic devices during takeoff and landing. Boy, that’s for sure! Hell, the guy sitting next to me even refused to turn off his electric nose-hair trimmer on a flight to Cleveland. I tried to explain to him that having long, unruly nose hair has always been fashionable in Cleveland.

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Layoff Announced at 99 Cents Only Stores: Discount 99 Cents Only Stores has announced they will be laying off 160 workers in order to streamline costs and stay competitive. Smart move when you think about it. Hell, now the only place those people will be able to afford to shop is a 99 Cents Only Store.

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Life Magazine with Beatles Cover Returned 50 years Overdue: An Ohio library says a 1968 copy of Life magazine with the Beatles on the cover has been returned by a borrower apologized for stealing it as a “kid” and sent $100 to cover late fees. That was nice of him to return it. After all, most people would have just “Let it Be.” Guess he must have finally realized that “boy, you’re gonna carry that weight, carry that weight — for a long time.”