More People Blatantly Ignoring Social Distancing Guidelines

Johnny Robish
1 min readMay 31, 2020

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More People Blatantly Ignoring Social Distancing Guidelines: New data appears to indicate that across the country, more and more people are deliberately ignoring social distancing guidelines and gathering in close quarters wearing no masks whatsoever.

Hell, I can totally verify that. Why, a few days ago, my cellphone ran out of juice, so I quickly ran over to one of the few remaining phone booths I knew was still operational — and this is what I find.

I mean, these guys are packed in so tight, even the coronavirus decided to leave because it got claustrophobia. Don’t these morons realize that these phone booths are there to serve a purpose and not for their recreation?

Why, anyone with even a minuscule sense of community knows that these booths are there just in case — should there be a major crisis, Superman still needs a place to change clothes. Use your heads people!

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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