New Evidence Suggests D.B. Cooper May Have Worked for Boeing

New Evidence Suggests D.B. Cooper May Have Worked for Boeing: A team of scientists selected by federal officials in Seattle have come across new evidence in the mystery of D.B. Cooper, saying particles found on a JCPenny clip-on tie indicates he may have been a Boeing manager. Good grief, while I don’t condone anyone committing criminal acts, my feeling is that if someone’s become so destitute that they find themselves wearing JCPenny clip-on ties, can we really blame them for falling into a life of crime?

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White Nationalist Leader’s Wife Exposed as Jewish: A prominent sector of the white nationalist movement is in chaos after learning that one of their most anti-semitic leaders and creator of their popular website “The Right Stuff” is actually married to a Jewish woman. Gee, I hate to sound critical, but how big of a loser do you have to be when you can’t even get being a Nazi right? Damn you ancestry.com!

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Bill Gates’ Net Worth Set at $90 Billion: A new report lists Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ net worth at $90 billion. I think its insane someone can make all that money just for doing Windows. Hell, I did all my windows the other day and I still don’t have a penny to my name. Wonder if I should switch to Windex?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.