New Research Shows Crocodiles Were Once Vegetarians

Johnny Robish
2 min readJul 1, 2019

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New Research Shows Crocodiles Were Once Vegetarians: New research lead by a geobiology graduate student at the University of Utah indicates that ancient crocodiles were most likely vegetarians at least three separate times during their evolution. Researchers say there were able to reach that conclusion only after finding numerous remnants of discarded “Impossible Burger” wrappers near the fossil remains.

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Second U.S. City Passes Ban on Facial Recognition Technology: The city of Somerville, Massachusetts has become the second U.S. city to ban its municipal government from ever using facial recognition facial recognition technology, over fears it’ll pave the way for mass surveillance. Of course, on a positive note — they’ll never have to worry technology like that in places like Beverly Hills, Manhattan or Miami. I mean, those people have had so many facelifts, you’re never quite sure of who or even what you’re looking at anyway.

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Trade War May Permanently Damage U.S. Chip Industry: Tech industry analysts say President’s Trump’s current trade war with countries like China could very well end up permanently damaging the US chip industry. Wow, I understand a few tech items may end up costing a bit more, but why stop eating potato chips?

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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