New Study Links Long Droughts to Higher Suicide Rates

Johnny Robish
2 min readDec 11, 2019

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New Study Links Long Droughts to Higher Suicide Rates: Scientists say they’ve found an interesting link between how long a drought drags on and higher suicide rates. Now, I realize this is no time to be writing “drought jokes,” but I’ve always been cursed with this really “dry” sense of humor.

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Study Finds Eating Disorder “Pics” on the Rise: According to a new government report, that more and more people are being hospitalized with the eating disorder “pica,” where people consume non-edible items like hair, paper, dirt and feces. Well, I suppose that pretty much explains all those folks eating off those greasy lunch trucks parked outside the auto repair shop where I get my car worked on.

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Study Finds Knee Replacement Doesn’t Solve Sexual Problems: Patients having knee replacement surgery sometimes hope to regain or improve their sexual activity afterward, but a new study found that quite often doesn’t happen. OK fine, but my question is — if you’re thinking about getting knee replacement surgery to improve your sex life, just what the hell kind of sex are you having?

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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