New Trump Press Secretary Tells Reporters She’ll Never Lie to Them

Johnny Robish
1 min readMay 3, 2020

New Trump Press Secretary Tells Reporters She’ll Never Lie to Them: At her first briefing ever as White House press secretary, former conservative news contributor Kayleigh McEnany announced that she “will never lie to reporters.”

Well then, I guess that pretty much means this press briefing is now over. And with that, Kayleigh McEnany begins her first press conference with a lie. I mean, she just started her job, by lying about not lying.

The way I see it, about the only way someone can be a Trump press secretary and not lie, would be to follow in the footsteps of her predecessor Stephanie Grisham, and never hold a press conference.

Wonder if it ever occurred to her, that if she feels she has to announce that she “will never lie to reporters” at her first press briefing — what is that saying about the President’s past three years?

Anyway, we wish her “good luck with that,” because either way — in 3 months, it’s a pretty safe bet we’ll be watching her compete on Dancing with the Stars.

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