Nike Selling Out of Customized $3000 Jesus Shoe
Nike Selling Out of Customized $3000 Jesus Shoe: Nike has instantly sold out of its new customized Air Max 97s — also known as the “Jesus Shoe” — a $3000 sneaker made of 100% frankincense wool, which includes a steel crucifix, 60cc of River Jordan holy water tucked into the sole and a Matthew 14:25 inscription — describing Jesus walking on the water.
Not to be cynical, but I can see potential lawsuits stemming from a shoe like this. You know, like the guy who decides he’s gonna walk across Lake Erie in his new “Jesus Shoes,” and then drowns. I don’t wanna sound callous, but this sure seems like a rather expensive way for Jesus to save your sole.
That said, I’m sure Jesus (and Franklin Graham) would probably want us to be wearing a pair of these babies when we walk by and ignore the sick, the hungry, and the homeless. And, the great thing about shoes like these is, you could kick a homeless person and baptize them — all at the same time.
