Officials Charging People Who Deliberately Cough on Others With Terrorism

Johnny Robish
1 min readApr 9, 2020

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Officials Charging People Who Deliberately Cough on Others With Terrorism: As reports from all over the country circulate about people who’ve been using the coronavirus itself as a threat — by coughing on officers, threatening to cough on people around them, or contaminating merchandise at stores — more and more law enforcement agencies are now charging these perpetrators with “terrorism.”

Wait a minute, charging folks who deliberately cough — with terrorism? All I can say is, looks like I’ll be arrested and jailed immediately following my next prostate exam.

But, forget about all that. Hell, I get into a big coughing spell every time Trump opens his mouth about his wonderful coronavirus ratings or that damn hydroxychloroquine stuff he’s been hawking.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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