Pic Shows Ultima Thule Is Two Asteroids That Got Stuck Together

Pic Shows Ultima Thule Is Two Asteroids That Got Stuck Together: Closeup pictures taken by the New Horizons spacecraft — show that Ultima Thule is actually two asteroids who’ve collided and have stuck together many years ago. Two asteroids stuck together? Now I’m no astronomer, but come on! This pic is essentially asteroid porn — why it’s a photograph of two conjugating asteroids getting it on. And the sad thing is, the poor asteroids probably figured that since they’re 4 billion miles away from anything, they’d finally have a little privacy — but nooooo! We have to send our damn cameras out to photograph them in the act — and then, to add insult to injury — blast it all over the internet. For God’s sake, is nothing sacred anymore?

https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Google Gets FCC Approval to Use Radar-Based Motion Sensor: Google has won FCC approval for a sensor which allows you to control your gadgets and device features with simple hand gestures. Great, and I’ll tell you what — it won’t take a genius to figure out what hand gesture most of us are gonna be using on our cable modem.

https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Doctors Warn Breast Implants Don’t Last for Life: U.S. health regulators are cautioning women who get silicone breast implants that they are likely to need additional surgery within eight to 10 years to address complications such as a rupture of the device. And this is precisely why women who get breast enlargements should consider getting an “extended warranty.”