Right-Wing Pastor Rick Wiles Wants Activists Tortured at Guantanamo

Johnny Robish
1 min readJun 10, 2020

Right-Wing Pastor Rick Wiles Wants Activists Tortured at Guantanamo: Far-right conspiracy theorist, ruthless anti-Semite, and Vero Beach Flowing Streams Church senior pastor Rick Wiles, thinks President Trump should round up all these activists, ship them off to Guantanamo, and waterboard them until they to confess as to who’s funding their organizations.”

Well, I guess we don’t need to ponder the answer to that question for very long. I mean, for these guys, the answer’s almost always “Jews.” Now, you’ll have to forgive me for I’m dyslexic, but I’ll be damned if I don’t seem to keep mispronouncing his name as Prick Wiles and Vile Prick — instead Rick Wiles. Now, shame on me! Anyway, I must say I’m a wee bit disappointed with the good pastor.

I mean, you’d think a conservative guy like him would prefer a more traditional “crucifixion” rather than waterboarding these activists, but then again — I’m sure his followers would be quick to point out that the Bible does teach “each, according to their own preferred method of torture” for those who disagree with you.

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