Scientists Closing In On Hidden Scottish Meteorite Crater

Scientists Closing In On Hidden Scottish Meteorite Crater: Scientists say they’re close to finding a large impact crater, believed to have formed when a huge meteorite struck just off the coast of Scotland approximately 1.2 billion years ago. All I can say is, it’s a damn good thing it didn’t hit Scotland in modern times, because a helluva lot of people might have gotten kilt.

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U.S. Demolishes Thailand In 2019 Women’s World Cup Opener: The US women’s national team has defeated Thailand, with a record 13–0 margin of victory to open the 2019 Women’s World Cup. Well, I have to admit, I sure got this one wrong. I expected the match to end in a Thai.

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Man Electrocuted After Peeing on Subway Rail: Authorities say a drunken, thirty-year-old man was electrocuted around 3 AM when he stopped to pee on the third rail at a subway station in Brooklyn. So, for those of you who thought pissing into the wind was a bad idea…