Six Staffers Setting Up Trump Rally Tested Positive for the Coronavirus

Johnny Robish
1 min readJun 22, 2020

Six Staffers Setting Up Trump Rally Tested Positive for the Coronavirus: President Trump’s campaign is admitting that six of its staff members who helped set up his Saturday night rally in Tulsa, have tested positive for coronavirus.

Wow, I’m sure this news has many Trump supporters scratching their heads and asking, “but, how could anyone test positive for a hoax?” Anyway, it’s a safe bet those staffers will now all be fired for “publicly disagreeing with the President” by actually contracting the virus.

Meanwhile, when asked about those who’ve tested positive, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany assured reporters that “it was perfectly safe to go to that rally. Why, all you had to do was sign a waiver promising that you won’t sue us afterwards.”

Now, on a more upbeat note, because six rally staffers tested positive, I suppose Fox News can now legitimately claim that Trump’s speech has gone “viral.” As for everyone else, those tests are about the only thing that could ever remotely be labeled “positive” coming out of that gathering. Good thing almost no one went.

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