Spring Breakers in Miami Say Coronavirus Won’t Stop Them from Partying
Spring Breakers in Miami Say Coronavirus Won’t Stop Them from Partying: A widely viewed video is stirring up quite a bit of controversy — with the video showing spring breakers in Miami totally downplaying the threat of the coronavirus pandemic and the need for social distancing, with one kid declaring “If I get corona, I get corona — at the end of the day, I’m not going to let it stop me from partying.”
Wow, “if I get corona, I get corona?” Now, I could be wrong about this, but it sure looks to me like this guy’s already had plenty of Coronas.
I’m telling ya! These kids today — with their Elvis Presley records, their white t-shirts, their hula hoops and that greased-back hair. Geez!
Why, back in my day, most students spent their spring breaks in solitary prayer and meditation. Darn, what a shame we didn’t have cameras all over the place like we do today, so I could verify that for you.
