Study Finds Half of World’s Beaches Will Disappear by 2100

Johnny Robish
2 min readMar 4, 2020

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Study Finds Half of World’s Beaches Will Disappear by 2100: A new study determined that climate change will result in half of the world’s beaches disappearing by the year 2100 due to sea-level rise and erosion from storms. Oh damn, there goes my 2100 vacation plans.

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Polar Bears Not Descended From Brown Bears: After analyzing DNA samples from the two species, scientists have concluded that polar bears are not directly related to brown bears. Well, I guess that pretty much explains the chilly reception brown bears get — every time they come up to visit the polar bears over the holidays.

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Study Claims People Feel Worse After Visiting Facebook: A new study says that one in three people feel worse after visiting a “friend’s” Facebook profile. To be honest, I don’t feel any worse after I visit Facebook — I just feel a little more stupid.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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