Trump Appears To Think Our Moon is Part of Mars

Johnny Robish
2 min readJun 8, 2019

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Trump Appears To Think Our Moon is Part of Mars: President Trump appeared to be seriously confused, after stating that he felt “NASA should forget about the moon and focus on the much bigger things we are doing — including Mars — of which the Moon is a part.” Hell, no wonder Trump supporters think the moon landing was faked. Trump’s been telling them it’s part of Mars.

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Barnes & Noble Is Sold to Hedge Fund: Barnes & Noble has been acquired by the hedge fund Elliott Advisors for $638 million, a move that has momentarily calmed fears among publishers and agents that the largest bookstore chain in the United States might collapse after one of the most tumultuous periods in its history. Well, nice to know they’re gonna stay open. After all, the poor homeless have it tough enough, without losing their main bathroom.

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Fox News Doctor Implies Crack Babies Come from Pot Smoking: Fox News contributor Dr. David Samadi recently asserted that “crack babies” were caused by women “smoking this whole marijuana business.” So, the doctor thinks smoking pot causes crack babies? Gee, not to be critical, but that sure sounds like a “crack-pot” theory to me.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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