Trump Orders US Businesses To Leave China

Johnny Robish
1 min readAug 24, 2019

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Trump Orders US Businesses To Leave China: Shortly after China announced they will be slapping $75 billion more in tariffs on US goods, President Trump responded by tweeting that “American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to doing business in China.”

Wow, this guy really knows his economics! And to think there’s people out there trying to portray this President as some sort of thin-skinned, maniacal, narcissistic con artist, with a Pavlovian response to flattery? Crazy, isn’t it?

I mean, just think about it! Why in the hell would any American company ever want to have business dealings with the fastest growing and 2nd largest economy in the world? What do they think this is — some kind of internationally interdependent economy?

Hell, even the most ardent healthcare-hating Trump supporter — strung-out on meth in some obscure red state trailer park, knows there’s a very simple solution to these trade imbalances — just buy China.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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