Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus

Johnny Robish
1 min readJun 12, 2020

Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus: The New York Times reports that the Trump campaign is moving forward with it’s plan to resume indoor campaign rallies, but with one caveat — attendees registering must first agree not to sue the campaign or the venue if they contract the coronavirus at the event.

Now, that’s what I call a real bargain! Everyone attending is likely to get a good, hearty exposure to both COVID-19 and racial hatred — and all it’ll ever cost you, is any sense of decency you may have had beforehand.

Of course, some may argue that the poor folks to whom these half-wits will later expose after the rally, didn’t sign anything — but as far as Trump supporters are concerned — all this virus stuff is most likely just a hoax anyway.

Now, the only question that remains to be answered is, can any of them still sue Trump or his campaign after the election — for convincing them to vote against their own interests?

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Johnny Robish

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