Trump Supporters and Anti-Semitism

Johnny Robish
2 min readAug 12, 2019

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Trump Supporters and Anti-Semitism: Just got into an argument in Starbucks with some half-witted Trump supporter about anti-Semitism, and this guy tells me he “doesn’t have an antisymmetric bone in his body.” I just looked at him and said “maybe not, but you’re certainly asymmetric — how else you gonna explain that fucking haircut?”

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Study Finds Half of All Americans Are Lonely: A recent study found that nearly half of all Americans polled today say they’re lonely. Well, then I suppose it’s a lucky thing the pollsters contacted them. Give them someone to talk to.

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Repeal of Child Labor Laws: I’m guessing this means the Trump administration was finally able to repeal US child labor laws.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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