Trump to Nominate Herman Cain to Fed Board

Johnny Robish
1 min readApr 5, 2019

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Trump to Nominate Herman Cain to Fed Board: President Trump said he will nominate former GOP presidential candidate and former pizza chain boss Herman Cain to the Federal Reserve’s board of governors, a move which would significantly escalate the White House’s effort to exert it’s politics over the U.S. Central Bank.

Good grief, Godfather’s Pizza Man Herman Cain — of 9–9–9 fame, appointed to the Central Bank? Can Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin or Tila Tequila be far behind?

Rumor has it pizza man Cain promised Trump that if he’s appointed to the Fed, he’ll guarantee he can crash the US economy — in just 30 minutes or less.

And while Trump appointments like this are always guaranteed to be good for a laugh, let’s try and remember that “what’s good for Saturday Night Live — isn’t necessarily good for the nation.”

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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