Trump Vows Not to Reopen Federal Government Without Wall Funding

Johnny Robish
1 min readDec 26, 2018

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Trump Vows Not to Reopen Federal Government Without Wall Funding: In a recent Oval Office appearance, President Trump declared that he fully intends to keep the federal government closed until he secures the desired funding from Congress for his promised border wall.

Gee, sounds like poor Donald is dreaming about his border wall almost as much as he dreams about having sex with Melania again. Unfortunately for him, the way things appear to be going — his prospects for either aren’t really looking very good.

That said, I do have to give credit to this “Art of the Deal” fraudster. I mean, it appears his biggest deal yet is working out exactly as planned — of course, that deal was with Vladimir Putin to destroy the US economy and alienate all our allies. Seems “Mr T” has actually been working for “Mr P” all this time. Now personally, I think it’s about time we consider granting Mr Trump his cherished wall — and maybe even a firing squad to go with it.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

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