Trump Wants to Cut Taxes to Battle the Coronavirus

Johnny Robish
1 min readMar 2, 2020

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Trump Wants to Cut Taxes to Battle the Coronavirus: Donald Trump attacked Democrats at a mass rally a few days ago in South Carolina, telling the crowd that the coronavirus is under control, all the hysteria around it is simply “a hoax,” and that the Administration is considering more tax cuts to counter the coronavirus’ effect on the economy.

Whew! I’m sure the American public is relieved to learn all this coronavirus stuff is just a hoax. And you know what, that tax cut idea of his just might work. Why, it’s long been known in certain medical circles that viruses can’t survive very long without a strong tax revenue stream from billionaires.

And, it’s it turns out it’s not just viruses that are affected. In fact, I have a rotator cuff injury from the gym, and the doctor told me flat-out, that about the only thing that can be done with such a serious injury — is to cut taxes for the billionaires. All I can say is, these Trump people really know their medicine.

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Johnny Robish
Johnny Robish

Written by Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.

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