US Drinking Water Widely Contaminated With Forever Chemicals

Johnny Robish
1 min readJan 23, 2020

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US Drinking Water Widely Contaminated With Forever Chemicals: Days after Republicans loosened US drinking water standards, a new report surfaced that both the White House and the EPA have tried to stop from being published, showing that US drinking water contamination is actually far worse than previously thought — by man-made “forever chemicals” such as Teflon, Scotchgard and firefighting foam, which don’t break down well in the natural environment.

Hell, I don’t blame the White House or the EPA for trying to bury this report. After all, what the does any of this nonsense have to do with the Biden’s corruption in Ukraine or Hillary’s e-mails?

Besides, who wants to live forever? Why not look on the bright side — with chemicals like Scotchgard and firefighting foam in our drinking water, it sounds like we’re all well on our way to becoming both waterproof and fireproof.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian, and humor writer who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for complete nonsense.