Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year: The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history. Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats — that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.” But gee, there’s just so much love in the world. Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl? I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

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Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness: A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discoveredthat he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind. Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

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Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus: In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus. No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus — to Kim Kardashian.

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