Witness Claims El Chapo Paid Former Mexican President $100M Bribe

Witness Claims El Chapo Paid Former Mexican President $100M Bribe: A witness who claims to have been a close associate of Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman for many years, told a federal court in Brooklyn that he once paid a $100 million bribe to former Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto. Pena Nieto is reportedly unavailable for comment. And who can blame him? I mean, who the hell wants to spend time hanging out with reporters when you’ve got a $100 million to spend?

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Report Claims Many Chinese Are Living in Caves: According to a recent report published in the Los Angeles Times, over 30 million Chinese citizens are making their homes in caves. And while living in a cave is certainly a cheaper way to live, it can disrupt a marriage and many couples who’ve made the move to cave living are reporting that their relationships are now on the rocks.

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Study Finds Extremely High Obesity Rates in the Deep South: A new report says that more than 37% of the population of what is defined as the “Deep South” is obese. Health officials warn that if this trend continues — they may be forced to loosen the Bible Belt a few notches.