But other than that, I’m sure he wishes everyone well. — Former president Donald Trump warned early Friday of “potential death & destruction” if he is indicted by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, whom Trump called a “degenerate psychopath.” Trump has been the subject of an ongoing Manhattan criminal investigation related to alleged hush-money payments to adult film actress Stormy Daniels…

Well, it could’ve been worse. He could’ve blamed the stork. — Concerned over his pal Donald Trump’s potential indictment for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign, Fox News host Jesse Watters told viewers that “There’s no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there’s no baby!” Gee whiz! Apparently, Jesse is still living…

Gee, he must be really angry, because its not like Trump to start name-calling — In a message posted to his followers on his Twitter knockoff site “Truth Social,” former President Donald Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday and called on his supporters to “protest, protest, protest,” adding that “We must save America!” He then followed that up with an all-caps message declaring…

A new bill proposed by twenty-one South Carolina Republican lawmakers would make women who get an abortion in that state eligible for the death penalty under a proposed “South Carolina Pre-Natal Equal Protection Act.” …

I guess if the apocalypse doesn’t get you, then the Jim Bakker food buckets will. — During a recent episode of his show, Televangelist Jim Bakker said he went on social media and was both shocked and dismayed to learn that people were mocking him out for the up to $4500 “survival food buckets” he sells to followers in preparation for the “End Times.” When asked…

Give someone who built their reputation on throwing gravel, a gavel? — The US House of Representatives opened Wednesday with the house clerk reading the following announcement, “I hereby appoint the Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene to act as Speaker Pro Tempore on this day — Signed, Kevin McCarthy, Speaker of the House of Representatives.” Wow, talk about “Barbarians at the Gate!” You…

Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson wants Alex Murdaugh on his show to explain how it was all Joe Biden’s fault. — Florida Republican state Senator Jason Brodeur has just introduced a new bill to require bloggers who write about Governor Ron DeSantis and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature to “register with the state, report their sources of income, or face heavy fines.” Gee, I wonder if this…

No need to worry. No way an insane bill like this could get past the US Supreme Court. Oh, wait — not THAT Supreme Court? — Republican state senator Blaise Ingoglia, a Gov. DeSantis pal, has introduced a slick new bill that would completely eliminate the Democratic Party in Florida if it were to get signed into law. The bill would direct the Florida Division of Elections to “immediately cancel the filings of a political party…

You know things are pretty bad when even the wolves are howling ‘Wow, this dude’s a friggin’ animal!’ — During a recent committee hearing, Alaska Republican state Representative and longtime Oath Keepers member David Eastman suggested it’s actually beneficial to society when victims of severe child abuse die “because there aren’t needs for government services and whatnot over the whole course of that child’s life.” When asked to explain…