PinnedJohnny RobishinThe HavenMoon Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Weds to Celebrate His 93rd BirthdayWe’ll see if Buzz can still get it up, up, and away!Jan 22, 20237Jan 22, 20237
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A ChainsawKennedy told his family, “Why I have ‘half a mind’ to take this dead whale’s head home with me.”Aug 2712Aug 2712
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRussia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’Me thinks these MAGAs escaping ‘Woke’ may be in for a rude ‘awakening’Aug 209Aug 209
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRepublican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in CasinoNow, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!Aug 1514Aug 1514
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central ParkRead this, and you’ll never call Roseanne Barr crazy againAug 63Aug 63
Johnny RobishinThe HavenElon Musk Suspends ‘White Dudes for Harris’ Account From ‘X’Maybe “you can’t fix stupid,” but those red hats sure make stupid a helluva lot easier to identifyJul 3114Jul 3114
Johnny RobishinThe HavenNon-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican ConventionSounds like the Peoples Temple folks may soon have to make room for the ‘Trump Cult’Jul 175Jul 175
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRed State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending MachinesAfter all, people brandishing lethal weapons deserve convenience, too!Jul 128Jul 128
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 ElectionRepublicans plan toparty like its 1935Jul 108Jul 108
Johnny RobishinThe HavenOklahoma Orders Bible to Be Taught in Public SchoolsThey can’t let silly things like the Constitution get in their wayJul 13Jul 13
